MAN TEST

1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are a queer. It means you haven't
sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups,
aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet...Faggot.

2. If you have a cat, you are a homo. A cat is like a dog, but queer-- it grooms itself
constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its claws, and
whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog... 'Killer, come here! I said get your
ass over here, Killer!' Now think about how you call a cat...'Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!'
Jeeez you're so queer.

3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you
are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on BBQ ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, lobster backs,
pickled pigs feet, or tits. Anything else and you are a Homo in training and undeniably a fag.

4... If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking lot, you crave a deep
homosexual relationship.. A man's world is his toilet; he defecates and urinates where he
pleases..

5. If you drink anything other than regular coffee, you're as fairy as tinkerbell. A straight man
will never be heard ordering a 'Decaf Soy Latte' from Starbucks. If you've put a Decaf Soy Latte
to your lips, you've had a man there too.

6. If you know more than six names of non-standard colours or four different types of dessert
other than ice cream and custard, you might as well be handing out free ass passes. A real man
doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that crap. If you can pick out
chartreuse you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of textile other than cotton or denim, you
are a peter puffer.

7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're dying to tune a meat whistle. A
man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a slow-assed driver or to cut the prick off...
The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, or hold his
beer.

haha too funny!!!

Les, did you come up with this test after driving around Arizona ? Did you see some disturbing things in your travels ?

My mom, sent it to me, Maybe she is trying to tell me something